Good evening.
We trust that today finds you all in good health and fine spirits, despite the unfortunate lack of opportunity to catch up with the Loudest Buffoons In BristolTM last weekend.
And the bloody awful weather. And the bloody awful alleged government. Which, in comparison, makes the weather seem positively delightful.
But, I digresss. Yes, that’s “digresss” with three “s”s (esses??? “s”es???) Today I’m pretending to be a snake.
So that people will vote for me.
Dammit, I do try not to get cross about politics, but it’s really not easy*. Let’s try again, shall we…
